duck and dive
A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. amazed, the bartender says, ''hey, you can talk!''
''sure pal'' says the duck, ''now can i get that drink?''
shaking his head, the barman serves the duck a beer and asks him what hes doing in the area.
''i work on the building site across the street,'' says the duck.
''you should join the circus'' says the barman, ''you could make a fortune!''
''the circus?'' the duck replies. ''what the hell would the circus want with a bricklayer?''
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