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Great Courtroom Exchanges

"Are you married? "
"No, I'm divorced."
"And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
"A lot of things I didn't know about."

* * *

"Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"
"No. This is how I dress when I go to work."
* * *
"Doctor did you say he was shot in the woods?"
"No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."
* * *
"Could you see him from where you were standing? "
"I could see his head."
"And where was his head?"
"Just above his shoulders."
* * *
"...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
"The victim lived."
* * *
"What happened then?"
"He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
"Did he kill you?"
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