A man goes to the doctor and shows him his penis. The doctor looks at it and sees its full of holes. the man says, ''its terrible- when i pee, its like a watering can. it goes everywhere.''
the doctor says i think you ought to go and see Mr Croft.''
''is he a specialist penis doctor?'' the man asks.
''no he's a clarinet player- he'll show you how to hold it.''