A woman calls her butler into her bedroom, "Charles," she says.
"Yes, madam?" answers the butler.
"Charles, take off my dress."
"Yes, madam," he says, and removes the dress.
"Charles, take off my bra."
"Yes, madam," he says, and he takes off her bra.
"Now, Charles, take off my shoes and stockings."
"Yes, madam," he says as he removes her shoes and stockings.
"Now," says the woman, "take off my panties. And I'm warning you, Charles: you're going to lose your job if I ever cartch you wearing my clothes again."