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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? because paintes used to be much more elaborate and have multiple parts.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent
human being would eat?
some toast may be frozen

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? because the writer cares but is tryin to convince himself he doesn't

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? yeah, but technically the dead body doesn't count.

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Because he secretly thought the island was paradise with beutifil women and wanted to stay

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Because pluto was created to be mickey's fdog and goofy was created separetly and made mickey's friend as an after thought
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