Like us on Facebook!

Looking For a Miracle

15
49
A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. “Dear Lord,” she prays, “if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery.”

Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn’t win. She prays even harder, saying, “God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once.”

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.

“Sweetheart, work with me on this,” he says. “Buy a ticket.”
ebaum Uploaded 08/07/2007
  • 57,757
  • 62
  • 15
Tags: religion god

COMMENTS

Top 5
Popular on 12/21/2011
awesome collection of funny explosions videos pictures galleries and gifs