A polish man is sitting in a plane about to go skydiving for the first time when the instructor approaches him and says: “so it’s just like we practiced. First you pull the yellow cord then the red, got it?” The polish man replies: “yellow, red got it”. When it comes time for him to jump, he stands in the doorway and leaps out. After falling for a few minutes it is time for him to open his parachute but he begins drawing blanks. He cant remember if it is the yellow then the red cord or red then yellow. Just as he is about to panic he notices another polish guy in the sky only he is flying upward. So he says to the polish guy “hey, do you know anything about parachutes?” The other Polish man says: “no, do you know anything about gas stoves.”