Cinderella was about to head off to the ball but before she left fairy God Mother gave her a warning
"Now cinderella, if your not back by midnight your vagina is going to turn into a pumpkin so make sure your back"
Now Cinderella not wanting this to happen reasures her that she will be back before then.
The clock ticks right on by 12 midnight and its not until 4am that cinderella comes staggering through the door drunk. Fairy god mother waiting with a smirk of her on asks
"So cinderella how did prince charming like it when your vagina turned into a pumpkin?"
Cinderella replies in a drunken slur
"Prince charming? I didn't go home with him, i went home with peter peter pumpkin eater"