A guy walks into a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman waving to him. The blonde woman starts walking over to the guy to say hello. He tries to think of where he could possibly know this woman from, but he can’t come up with anything. So he asks “Do I know you from somewhere?” To which she replies, “Yes, I think you’re the father to one of my kids.” His mind immediately jumps back to the craziest night of his life and says “Oh my god! You’re the stripper from my bachelor party that got me so excited that I had to do you right there on the pool table with all of my friends spraying whipped cream on us!” She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, actually I’m your sons math teacher.”