Helen Keller jokes
krazynhazy
Published
04/15/2008
How do you beat up Helen Keller with out touching her?
- move around the furniture
How did Helen Keller lose her hands?
- reading road signs
Whats Helen Keller's favorite color?
- Corduroy
Why couldn't Helen Keller scream when i pushed her off a cliff?
- She was wearing mittens
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
- You would too if your name was NAHHEEHHMMMUURRGG
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house?
- Neither has she
- move around the furniture
How did Helen Keller lose her hands?
- reading road signs
Whats Helen Keller's favorite color?
- Corduroy
Why couldn't Helen Keller scream when i pushed her off a cliff?
- She was wearing mittens
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
- You would too if your name was NAHHEEHHMMMUURRGG
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house?
- Neither has she
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