There were two women driving home on a long road and they had to go to the bathroom and there was no where to go. The driver pulled over to the side of the road next to a brick wall and they both jumped over to go potty. Over the brick wall was a grave yard, the first lady went to the bathroom and had nothing to wipe with, so she took off her underwear and wiped with them. The second lady wasn't wearing any underwear and had nothing to wipe with, so she looked to her right and there was a freshly dug grave with a reef on it so she wiped with the reef. The two women climbed back over the wall and went home.

The next day the two ladies husbands called each other and the one husband said "We need to watch out for our wives, last night my wife came home without any underwear on". The second husband said, "Well thats nothing last night my wife came home with a card stuck to her ass that said We're all gonna miss you".