Blond jokes

How do you make a blond laugh on Sat?
Tell her a joke on Wed.

Why did the blond put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.

Why don't blonds have elevator jobs?
They don't know the route.

Why do blonds have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first.

Why did the blond scale the chain link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

How did the blond hemophiliac treat himself?
Acupuncture.