Three guys were in a nuthouse. Everyday their shrink would come to evaluate them. One day he came to the nuthouse for his regular evaluation. He went into his first patients room and saw him standing next to the wall moving his hand up and down it. "What on Earth are you doing son?" the shrink said. "I want to be a goddamn painter when I get the hell outta here!" said the patient. So the shrink wrote in his notebook "He’s improving but he has to clean up his language." He goes to the next patient’s room and sees him sitting in a chair beating his fists together as if chisling something. "What are you doing young man?" the shrink said. "I’m gonna be a sculptor when my ass gets released." The shrink wrote the same thing "He’s making progress but his swearing’s got to stop." Finally he goes to the third guy’s room and sees him thrusting a coconut against his midsection. "My god boy what are you doing?" The p