You might be a redneck if...


You have to duct tape your gloves on.


You've ever pruned your trees with a shotgun.


Someone says they spotted Bigfoot and you go buy tickets to the tractor pull.


You think that Marlboro is a cologne.


Your best coat is a black and red checkered.


You put your Christmas lights up 2 weeks after taking them down.


You consider duct tape and tarp straps necessities for auto body repair.


You raise the confederate flag in the bed of your truck whenever you go for a drive.


You can't wait for the Saturday night square dance.


You refer to your truck as if it had a legal first name.


You've ever been given a gun as a present.


Flannel is your favorite color