Yo ma'ma so fat
Yo ma'ma so fat.......
She uses a high pressure fire hose to douche.
You need a semi trailer to haul her ass around. That is just for her big ass!
She went sky diving and the richter scale registered off the charts!
She makes Jupiter look like a golf ball.
Some one shot her with a high powered machine gun and the rounds just bounced off.
You went to the zoo and they said, "Thanks for returning the escaped Elephant."
She takes up Ten parking spaces at the truck stop.
She farted and knocked people over a mile away.
She blocked out the sun and caused an eclipse.
She was working as a whore, she got on top and flattened the guy!
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