I forgot my home work because.....Part 2.

Santa came to my house early to pick up my Christmas list, but he accidently grabbed my home work instead.

The Devil came over and told me that if I did my home work today, he would steal my sole.

The doctor said, if I think too hard, my brain will melt.

I was drinking so much, that I just did not care about it any more! Bitch!

I had a brain fart.

I was smoking Crack and getting laid all day. That shit takes priority!
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