A priest and a rabbi were having coffee together and the priest asked the rabbi, "I know it is against your faith to eat pork, but have you ever tried it?". The rabbi responded, "Yes, once." The rabbi then asked the priest, "I know it is against your faith to have sex with a women, but have you ever done it?" The priest replies, "Yes, once." The rabbi then says, "Sure beats the hell out of pork doesn't it."