One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he was wallowing in

despair, he has his first meeting with the Devil.


Devil: Why so glum?



Guy: Why do you think? I'm in Hell.


Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a

drinking man?


Guy: Sure, I love to drink.


Devil: Well, You're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do.

Drink, Drink, Drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Mt.

Dew. We drink until we throw up and then drink some more.


Guy: Wow, that sounds great.


Devil: You a smoker?


Guy: Yeah , you better believe it.


Devil: All right ! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars

from around the worl