The Pope and a lawyer
The Pope and a lawyer both die at the same time and get to the gates of Heaven. St. Peter welcomes them both and shows them their eternal accomadations. He takes the Pope to a small 10 x 10 room with a bed and a lamp. The Pope thanks him and they move on. He then shows the lawyer this huge penthouse with gold fixtures and 4 bedrooms. The lawyer says, "Hey wait a minute! You give the Pope that little room and I get this? St. Peter says, " Oh yeah, we get all the Popes, but your the first lawyer we've seen!"
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