One day a blonde came into the store and came up to the slerk.


"May I have that toaster?" she asked. The clerk shook his head.


"I'm sorry, but I can't sell it to a blonde," said the clerk.


So the next day, a redhead came in.


"May I have that toaster?" she asked the clerk. The clerk shook his head.


"I'm sorry, we don't sell it to blondes." he replied. The blonde took off her wig and asked the clerk, "How did you know I was a blonde?"


"Because that's a TV," said the clerk.