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Jesus and the Redneck

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An old Irishman walks into a bar, hauls his bad leg over the stool, and asks
for a whiskey. "Hey," he says, looking down the bar, "is that Jesus down
there?" The bartender nods, so the Irishman orders Jesus one too.

An ailing Italian with a humpback walks in, shuffles up to the bar, and asks
for a glass of Chianti. Noticing Jesus, the Italian orders Him a glass of
Chianti too.

A redneck swaggers in and hollers, "Barkeep, set me up a cold one! Hey! Is
that God's Boy down there?" The bartender nods, so the redneck orders Him a
bottle of beer.

As Jesus gets up to leave, He touches the Irishman and says, "For your
kindness, you are healed!" The Irishman jumps up and dances a jig.

Then Jesus touches the Italian and says, "For your kindness, you are healed!"
The Italian's humpback straightens, and he does a flip.

Just then the redneck yells, "Don't touch me! I'm drawing disability!"
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