things to think about

1) If a midget tells a woman her hair smells nice is it sexual harassment. 2) If you clone yourself then kill it is it homocide or suicide. 3) If you clone yourself then have sex with the clone is it masturbation. 4) If your car goes the speed of light what happens when you turn on the headlights. 5) If a tree falls on a mime in the middle of the forest does anyone care.