Yo Mama's So Fat...

Yo mama's so fat

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.

- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose

- Yo Mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes

- Yo Mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

- Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, kids shout: "Free Willy! free Willy!"

- Yo Mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code

- Yo Mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise

- Yo Mama's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

- Yo Mama's so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get g