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A mother was pregnant
with triplets (2 girls and a boy). one day,
she received 3 bullets in her stomach.
miraculously all three of her kids survived.
one day the daughter goes up to her.
"Mommy, mommy! I was taking a piss and
I tinked out a bullet!" "It's a
long story," the mother said.
"I'll tell you later." A few
minutes later, the other daughter comes
shouting, "Mommy, mommy!"
"let me guess," the mother says.
"You were taking a piss and you tinked
out a bullet." "But mommy, how did
you know?" "it's a long story,
I'll tell you later." A few hours later
the son comes up yelling,"Mommy,
mommy!" "Let me guess: you were
taking a piss and tinked out a bullet."
"well not exactly. I was feeling on
about myself and I shot the dog!"
ReTaRdSmArT Uploaded 04/26/2008
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