A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their

wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a

traditional service,they opted for the contemporary.


On the big day, a major storm forced the groom to take an alternate

route to the church. The streets were flooded, so he rolled up his

pants legs to keep his trousers dry.


When he finally reached the church, his best man rushed him into

the sanctuary and up to the altar, just as the ceremony was starting.


"Pull down your pants," whispered the pastor.


"Uh, Reverend, I've changed my mind," the groom responded. "I think I

would prefer the traditional service."