A couple
of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of
them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing;
his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He
gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead; what can I do?

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it
easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."

There is a silence then a shot is heard. The hunter says,
"OK, now what?