So a guy is on his way home from work and decides to stop at a bar hes never been to. He walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a beer the bartender says "whats the name of your penis" the guy says "what? what does that have to do with ordering a beer?" The bartender says " hey look around" so the guy looks around and realizes hes in a gay bar, so not wanting to leave because the next bar is to far away he decides to stay. So he walks around and goes up to a guy playin pool and asks "hey whats your penis name?" the guy says "mine is M&M, melts in your mouth but not in your hand". So the guy says to himself "ahh I got this now", he goes back to the bar and asks the bartender "can I get a beer" bartender asks "whats the name of your penis" the guys says "secret" bartender says "secret, whats that mean?" The guy responds "strong eough for a man but made for a women!!!"