old lady places a personal ad.....
An old widow decides to place a personal ad. it reads, "older woman seeking a man who wont beat me, wont run out on me, and has to still be good in bed." the next day her doorbell rings. she answers it, and to her suprise theres a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs. the man says "im here about the ad." the old lady says, "but you have no arms." the man replies, "therefore i cant beat you." the old lady says,"but you dont have any legs." the man replies, " so i cant run out on you." the old lady says "well, are you still good in bed?" the old man smiles and replies, "how do you think i rang the doorbell???"
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