Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He
watched as his
father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
horse's legs
and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are
you doing
that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to

make
sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny,
looking
worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.'