Celebrities Say the Darndest Things

Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Dustin Hoffman

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Rod Stewart

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Tiger Woods

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
Sharon Stone

My girlfriend always laughs during sex-no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs

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  • humanity | Posted at 09:43am May, 11 2008 

    that was kind of funny =]

    dante007 | Posted at 12:26am May, 11 2008 

    dat wuz whack!!

    bigvtec | Posted at 06:57am May, 9 2008 

    "Let me tell you about a porcupine's
balls, they're small and they don't give a
shit!" - Danny AKA Tourette's Guy
PISSSSSSS

    Sublime31093 | Posted at 12:55am May, 7 2008 

    not bad

    I_Make_Joke | Posted at 12:13am May, 7 2008 

    "Let me tell you about a porcupine's
balls, they're small and they don't give a
shit!" - Danny AKA Tourette's Guy

    gangstaboi412 | Posted at 06:40pm May, 6 2008 

    1 that was an okay joke... 2 basketball
isn't just for black ppl...i love
basketball. and 3that white men as black
imps part....is RACIST!!!!!!!

    xtrnl | Posted at 06:33pm May, 6 2008 

    kinda funny

    turbo72 | Posted at 07:53pm May, 5 2008 

    that was soo gay!

    pbl0 | Posted at 04:49pm May, 5 2008 

    k

    TheJoker_69 | Posted at 12:29pm May, 5 2008 

    I really dont care.



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