In the garden of Eden, just as god was finishing up creating everything, god says, "I have 2 things left in my bag of creation." God pulls one out and the item was the ability to pee while standing up. Adam jumped up and down yelling and begging to give it to him. "I can water the flowers and trees that you made and write my name in the dirt. Oh please oh please give it to me." Eve said that it was okay and that he should give it to him. As Adam goes around behind the bushes, god reaches into his bag and says, "Oh what have we got left. Here we go, multiple orgasms."