little johnny

Little Johnny asked his mom if he can go outside. She said, "Yes, just don't go to the bad side of town."
So he did and he went to the bad part of town any way.
He came home and said to his mom, "Guess what I learned outside today."
"First you hang the mother fucking door! Then you take the god damn thing down and shave off a cunt hair! Then you hang the fucking piece of shit back up!"
She said, "Johnny, go to your room and wait till your dad gets here!"
When his dad got home, he told the exact same story: First you hang the fucking door..........etc."
His dad said, "What! Go cut me a switch!"
Johnny said, "Fuck you dad! That's the electrician’s job!"