Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.




"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."




Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.




"You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000."




The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon, and stated "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case strictly on its merits."