The Original Version: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was..
The New Versions:
Suspicious: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she doesn’t come back within some time limit, forget her.
Playful: If you love somebody, Set her free… *If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat*
Animal-Rights Activist: If you love somebody, Set her free… In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers: If you love somebody, Set her free… Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…
Bill Gates: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.
Schwarzenegger’s Fan: If you love somebody, Set her free… SHE’LL BE B