John came home and told Marsha that he had purchased a Robot. It was no ordinary robot, but it was in fact a Lie Detector. At 5, Tommy, their 11 year old son, came in from school, over 2 hours late. Both parents were angry. Why are you 2 hours late? I was at the Library, said Tommy. The Robot walked up and slapped Tommy out of his chair. Son, this robot is a lie detector; now tell us where you were. We went to Bobby's house and watched Cars. The Robot went around and slapped him again. I am sorry I lied. We really watched Sex Queen. When I was your age, I never lied to my parents, saw dirty pictures much less dirty movies, told dirty jokes, or misbehaved. The robot walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse kick that knocked him out of his chair, out the back door and half way across the patio. When he came back inside, Marsha was laughing. You asked for that! You can't be too mad; After all, He is your son! The Robot immediately walked around and knocked her out of the chair.
mclewis_13 Uploaded 05/01/2008