Dead babies
* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
* How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
* What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
* How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
* What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.