John Smith

A woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, "Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He died many years ago." Saint Peter asks, "What's his name?"
"John Smith," replies the woman.

"Gee," says Saint Peter, "we've got a lot of John Smiths up here. But sometimes we can identify people by their last words. Do you happen to remember what his last words were?"

The woman thinks for a moment, then says, "Oh yes! I remember them! He said that if I ever slept with another man after he was gone, he would roll over in his grave."

"Oh!" says Saint Peter. "You mean Whirling John Smith!"

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I_Make_Joke | Posted at 09:58pm May, 11 2008

Haha, I get it, what a fucking slut.

strwblnd | Posted at 10:27am May, 9 2008

ha

bigvtec | Posted at 06:55am May, 9 2008

herpes isnt funny its fucking hialrious

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fannymuffins | Posted at 05:56pm May, 11 2008

P.S. Herpes is definitely hilarious.

fannymuffins | Posted at 05:55pm May, 11 2008

And you 'sexykeke', can't spell you.
And if you had any sort of
intelligence then you would realise
that it was a simple typo. The l and
the a were the wrong way round. I
sincerely doubt that that was on
purpose and that he thinks that is how
it is spelt. Geez.

SEXY_KEKE | Posted at 12:55am May, 10 2008

u cant even spell hilarious

thelegendery | Posted at 07:54am May, 9 2008

whats hilarious is your spelling.

rtfm | Posted at 06:07pm May, 7 2008

crap

mjfinch1969 | Posted at 05:30pm May, 7 2008

lol

vikinglord666 | Posted at 12:42am May, 7 2008

whore

malakaishade | Posted at 10:24pm May, 6 2008

Do you think hed get Herpes in heaven?

seanmeehan | Posted at 03:26pm May, 6 2008

now if you started reading this dont stop
its really scary!ok send this to five other
videos in 143 minutes. when you are done
press F6 and your crushes name will appear
on the screen in big letters this is weird
because it does work. If you break this
chance you wont have a crush in the next
five years