snake in the grass
one time a kid asked his mom if he could take a shower with her. she said "sure honey". in the shower he asked his mom" Mommy what is that". she said "thats my grass ". oh said the kid.then he asked his mom"mommy what are those".she says" those are my headlights. the next day the kid asked if he could take a shower with his dad. His dad said "sure".in the shower he asked his dad "daddy what is that". his dad says "thats my snake" the kid says "oh". the next day the kid asked if he could sleep with his parents they said "sure". late at night the kid yells out "mommy mommy turn on your headlights there is a snake in the grass".
GetLow Uploaded 05/02/2008