A man is walking down the beach when he approaches a crying woman with no arms or legs. He says to her ``Why are you crying``.She replies ``I`ve never been hugged before``. so the man out of guilt picks up the woman and hugs her, he places her and begins to walk way when she beings crying again. The man now says ``Whats wrong now`` and the woman says `` Welll, I`ve never been kissed before`` the man sighs and and picks her up and hugs her. Immediately she starts to cry again when the man screams ``Whats wrong now!`` and the woman says ``I`ve never been fucked before`` so the man picks her up throws her in the water and says ``Well, you`re fucked now.``