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Marriage Quotes

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel !"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

"How do most men define marriage ?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free."

"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."

"Three rings of marriage: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - George Burns.

"Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution." - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970), British philosopher, Marriage and Morals.

"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."

"Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't, they be married too." - H. L. Mencken.
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