How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path.


How Do You Get Holy Water?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It.


What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

A Stick.


What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Anyone Can Roast Beef.


Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

Because It Scares The Dog.


What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack