suicide blow job
A guy is hiking up a mountain when he notices a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying profusely.
“Hey,” he says, “if you’re going to jump, how about giving me a blow job before you do it?”
“My life’s been nothing but crap,” says the girl. “So I might as well.”
After the girl’s done, the guy says, “Wow, that was great. Why are you so depressed, anyway?”
The girl replies, “My family disowned me for dressing like a woman.”
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