A man passing through a small town noticed a really smart bar, and went in to have a look around. Inside, behind the bar was a spectacularly beautiful woman serving drinks but what really caught his attention was a little guy, no more than a foot and a half playing the piano by the door.

He bought a drink a got talking to the owner of the bar, so he asked about the piano player. "Ah" said the owner "that's tied up with the story of my bar. I was serving with the army in Iraq, when my patrol got stuck in a sandstorm. When it cleared, I found this bottle in the sand. When I opened it a genie appeared and offered me three wishes.

Well firstly I wished for a really smart bar in my home town, and here it is. Then I asked for a beautiful wife, and that's her behind the bar. But I reckon that genie still had some sand in his ears, because he misheard my last wish and I ended up with an eighteen inch pianist!!!"