A widowed lady was sunbathing on a beach in Florida. She looked up, and noticed that a man about her age had walked up,placed his blanket on the sand next to hers, and begun reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. 'Hello, sir, how are you today?' 'Fine, thank you,' he responded, and turned back to his book.'I love the beach. Do you come here often?' she asked. 'First time since my wife passed away two years ago,' he replied and turned back to his book.
My husband passed away
three years ago and it has been very lonely,' she countered.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted.
'Do you like pussycats?' With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off
his blanket and onto hers, tore off her swimsuit, and gave her the most passionate ride of her life! When the cloud of sand began to settle,
the widow gasped and asked the man,'How did you know that was what I wanted?'
The man replied, 'How did you know my last name was Katz?