Chuck Norris Part 4

1. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

2. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

3. Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

4. Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

5. A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

6. Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

7. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

8. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.