A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows the truth about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asks what's wrong. "Oh, dad," the boy sobs. "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter bunny speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy speech'. If you're going to tell me that adults don't really f*ck, I'll have nothing to live for!"