Al Bundy's Nine Commandments
Smeado
Published
05/10/2008
1.) It is O.K. to call hooters ‘knockers’ and sometimes ‘snack trays’.
2.) It is wrong to be French.
3.) It is O.K. to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4.) Lawyers, see rule #3.
5.) It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6.) Everyone should car pool but me.
7.) Bring back the word 'stewardesses'.
8.) Synchronized swimming is not a sport.
9.) Mud wrestling is a sport.
2.) It is wrong to be French.
3.) It is O.K. to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4.) Lawyers, see rule #3.
5.) It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6.) Everyone should car pool but me.
7.) Bring back the word 'stewardesses'.
8.) Synchronized swimming is not a sport.
9.) Mud wrestling is a sport.
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