Little Johnny was walking to school with his dog,who was going to be his show and tell project.When he was about 1/2 mile away from school,the dog ran into the street and was hit by a car.He died immediately.So Johnny went to school with a heavy heart that day.

During class,the teacher asked Johnny why he didn't have his show and tell project.

"My dog got hit by a car on my way to school.I'm sure gonna miss his ass." said Johnny.

"Johnny,we do not use the word ass in this room.We use the word rectum". Exclaimed the teacher.

"Rectum!?,It fucking killed him!" Said Johnny