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The Blonde Driver

There once was a blonde who just bought a brand new hummer. She was cruising and driving around town when she cut off a semi.
The semi driver pulled her over, took some chalk out of the semi, and drew a circle on the ground. He told her to stand inside the circle.
The driver went back up to the semi and took out a knife and tore up all of her leather seats, he looked back at her and she was smiling.
Then, he took the knife and pop all of her tires, he looked back at her and she started chuckling a little bit.
Then he went up to the semi and took a metal bat and dented up her car and when he looked back she was laughing.
Now, the driver took some gas and matches and blew up her brand new hummer and she was laughing hysterically, unable to stop.
The driver was getting angry so he went over to the blonde and asked her "Why the heck are you laughing, I just blew up your car!"
The blonde replied: "Every time you turned around," she said "I stepped out
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