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Cheese Sandwiches


A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:

Cheese Sandwich: 1.50
Chicken Sandwich: 2.50
Hand Job: 10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blonds serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well wash your bloody hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
danzig77 Uploaded 05/12/2008
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